Righteous Left

Verily I say unto you, heed not the blandishments and wiles of the Liberals, the Tories or that spawn of Belial the SNP. These are not numbered among the righteous. I say unto you the Labour Party is the Party of the Lord, for the Labour Party containeth all that is righteous, noble and godly, verily the Labour Party is the party of God. Hie thee now unto the polling stations, place thine crosses on the ballot paper against the name of thy godly Labour candidate, for is it not that the cross is the sign of God?